Sunday, November 20, 2011

狮子,狼


上帝、羊、狼与狮子的故事
上帝把两群羊放在草原上,一群南,一群北。


上帝想得很周到,给羊群找了两种天敌,一种狮子,一种狼。

Monday, November 14, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Tweaker


The real genius of Steve Jobs



Not long after Steve Jobs got married, in 1991, he moved with his wife to a nineteen-thirties, Cotswolds-style house in old Palo Alto. Jobs always found it difficult to furnish the places where he lived. His previous house had only a mattress, a table, and chairs. He needed things to be perfect, and it took time to figure out what perfect was. This time, he had a wife and family in tow, but it made little difference. “We spoke about furniture in theory for eight years,” his wife, Laurene Powell, tells Walter Isaacson, in “Steve Jobs,” Isaacson’s enthralling new biography of the Apple founder. “We spent a lot of time asking ourselves, ‘What is the purpose of a sofa?’ ”

Monday, November 7, 2011

Golf ball



When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

Dad, how was i born


水 三種形態



一位白髮蒼蒼的老教授在學生畢業的最後一節課時說:「這是我給你們上最後一堂課了,這是一堂簡單的實驗課,也是一堂深奧的實驗課,我希望你們以後能永遠記住這最後一堂課。」

You Are The Apple Of My Eye

TWO thumbs UP!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

新官上任三把火


新官上任三把火,但燒得太早,很容易燙傷許多人,包括自己

大多數的同仁都很興奮,因為單位裡調來一位新主管,據說是個能人,專門被派來整頓業務;可是日一天天過去,新主管卻毫無作為,每天彬彬有禮進辦公室,便躲在裡面難得出門,那些本來緊張得要死的壞份子,現在反而更猖獗了。

「他那裡是個能人嘛!根本是個老好人,比以前的主管更容易唬!」
四個月過去,就在真正努力為新主管感到失望時,新主管卻發威了-
壞份子一律開革,能人則獲得晉昇。 

下手之快,斷事之準,與四月表現保守的他,簡直像是全然換個人。 
年終聚餐時,新主管在酒過三巡之後致詞:

「相信大家對我新到任期間的表現,和後來的大刀闊斧,一定感到不解,現在聽我說個故事,各位就明白了:「我有位朋友,買了棟帶著大院的房子,他一搬進去,就將那院子全面整頓,雜草樹一律清除,改種自己新買的花卉,某日原先的屋主往訪,進門大吃一驚的問:『那最名貴的牡丹哪裡去了?』
我這位朋友才發現,他竟然把牡丹當草給剷了。

後來他又買了一棟房子,雖然院子更是雜亂,他卻是按兵不動,果然冬天以為是雜樹的植物,春天裡開了繁花;春天以為是野草的,夏天裡成了錦蔟;半年都沒有動靜的小樹,秋天居然紅了葉。

直到暮秋,它才真正認清哪些是無用的植物,而大力剷除,並使所有珍貴的草木得以保存。」說到這兒,主管舉起杯來:

「讓我敬在座的每一位,因為如果這辦公室是個花園,你們就都是其間的珍木,珍木不可能一年到頭開花結果,只有經過長期的觀察才認得出啊!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011